matt langer:
Seriously. It's everywhere. You could replace every mention of 'god' in Genesis with 'cilantro' and it would read normally.
I can't even tell you if this is funny because I have this weird blinding rage when it comes to cilantro that makes it mostly impossible to think except about how much I hate cilantro. I have no phobias and I'm not a hypochondriac and am mostly rational, but I am hugely, deeply, personally offended by cilantro, as though someone did this to my burrito on purpose as some kind of agenda. Like an emotional allergen. I am emotionally allergic to cilantro.
